Last night Jason and I were watching some TV. An infomercial came on and it was some guy who apparently thinks he's some kind of a love expert. I think he was selling some program he teaches about romance. Dude looks like a professor type, one that has spent a lot of time chasing tail but not getting much. "Putting the p on a pedestal" so to speak (40yo Virgin, anyone?)
Anyway, he was making some suggestions about how to add a little romance to your love life. Among them included a bath together, a massage with scented oils, silly dancing in the living room, and.... taking out the trash.
Oh yes, he equated taking out the trash to a sensual massage. Needless to say, Jason now thinks he's off the hook when it comes to romance.
"But honey," he says, "I took out the trash."
Great. Thanks professor.
About Me
- K.C.
- Wife, doggy mom, thrift shopper, baking enthusiast. Trying to be a better person and sometimes succeeding. All I want to be remembered for when I die is that I was a good friend.
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